You may now kiss the bride.
你現在可以吻新娘了
從現在開始你負責照顧他，
他負責照顧你
From now on.
He'll take care and you'll take care of him.
他會給你做三文治He'll make you big
and you'll buy him new socks
and a white briefca.
你要為他買襪子跟白色行李箱
And you'll live happily ever after.
你們會無比幸福的生活在一起
You're the luckiest girl
in the world. Barbie.
你是這世界上最幸運的姑娘，芭比
The luckiest girl in the world.
You are the luckiest girl
in the world.
你是這世界上最幸運的姑娘
When I did Whitney Houston's wedding.
She was even more nervous than you.
我給休特妮·惠斯頓舉辦婚禮時，
她甚至比你更緊張
And you look ten times better
than she did.
你看上去比她要好上十倍
不 我才不會
No. I don't.
This isn't gonna work.
我還是不能決定
我這么胖，而且我馬上就要嫁給一個錯誤的人了
I'm fat!
And I'm gonna marry
the wrong guy.
Look at me.
看著我，你看上去無比高貴優雅
You are exquisite.
You're timeless.
年輕漂亮
你未來的小姑珍妮絲對你羨慕不已
You're the envy of your
future
whom I overheard say at the last
gown fitting. " Look at tho thighs.
有一次我無意中聽見她私下說
看那雙腿 我真嫉妒翠西的那雙美腿
I'd kill for Tracy's thighs."
但你擁有比這更好的東西
But you have more
than great thighs.
你擁有一個叫湯姆的男人的愛
You have the love
of a man named Tom.
他在那天的婚禮彩排時說
A man who. When he walked into
rehearsal dinner the
said. "I can't believe
she picked me.
我真不敢相信她會選擇我
I can't believe I'm marrying the
most beautiful woman I've ever en."
我不敢相信我會跟我見過的
最漂亮的女孩結婚
That tells me that this marriage
of yours is not only
這些都說明你們不僅般配
it's gonna last forever.
你們的婚姻會永遠美滿幸福
謝謝
Thank you.
媽媽，快過來
Oh. Mom. Come here.
Excu me.
對不起，什么 你在干什么
Hey. What are you doing?
謝謝你
Thank you!
Keep to areas A. B and E. I don't want
any interference with the video team.
留意A，B跟E區.
不要讓攝象機受到任何干擾
I know who you're looking for.
They're right downstairs.
我知道你在找誰，他們就在樓下
謝謝你
神甫，你要到哪里去？
上衛生間
- Father. Where are you going?
- Nature calls.
You must call back later.
We're about to start.
再忍一忍吧，馬上就要開始了 快走
Let's go. Inside.
Good morning.
早上好
你好，瑪麗
潘妮，別再調情了，
快點就位吧
Penny. Stop flirting.
We're going in one.
潘妮，M-12區有黑塔擋住視線了
Penny. Go to M-12.
We have a Dark Tower choking the AV.
你好，夫人
Hi. Ma'am. You're in
the preferred ating list.
我們為您預備了貴賓席的位置
請跟我來好嗎
- If you'll just follow me.
- Bye.
真的嗎 再見，我們走
There we go.
坐在貴賓席上會看的更清楚
--黑塔已清除
Enjoy the wedding
from way back here.
Dark Tower demolished.
All right.
Places. Everyone.
好吧，請各位準備好…
Todd. Cut the fill lights.
多德，燈光柔和些
Maestro. On three.
數三下 開始奏樂
對不起 瑪麗，
我們找不到新娘的爸爸
Excu me. Mary. We can't find
the father of the bride.
That's okay. I got it.
Penny. Send over the FOB.
沒事，我來處理，潘妮，派新娘的父親來
I did, 15 minutes ago.
我十五分鐘前就派去了
在北面 不是F.O.B.是M.I.A
Cover me up north.
The FOB is MIA.
Oh. No. No. No.
Count to 100 and start again. Okay?
從100開始數，然后才開始，好嗎
Father. You're gonna
have to hold it.
神甫 您必須還得再忍一會兒
Hey. Guys. We're on.
Come on. Put your jackets on.
嘿，伙計，我們要開始了，
把衣服穿上吧
Hickory. Dickory. Dock.
The mou ran up the clock.
"老鼠上來了"……
I have a 20 on the FOB.
在區域20發現目標
我的小女兒今天就要出嫁了
My little girl's
getting married today.
I remember her graduation
from
我還記得她……
在幼兒園畢業時的情景
when she was a little girl.
那時她還是個小女孩
噢，我記得
就像記得昨天的事那么清楚
like it was yesterday.
你是誰？我是婚禮策劃人
- Who are you?
- I'm the wedding planner.
看，她就是婚禮策劃人
Look. There's the wedding planner.
她的生活一定浪漫無比
She must lead
such a romantic life.
耳垢
"Earwax."
"X" on a double letter.
"A" on a triple word.
“AX”在雙字母上 “A”在三倍字上
Seventy-two points.
72分，不 不
No. I challenge you.
"Ear wax" is two words.
我反對，“耳垢”是兩個字，這是一個
- It's one.
- You're bluffing.
"Munch." Sixteen points.
你作弊 “咀嚼” 16分
Sixteen.
16分？ 瑪麗，我知道我確實很嘮叨
Maria. I know I'm a pain in the neck.
I just want you to be happy.
我只是想讓你開心，
我又要說一些你可能…
I'm gonna say something that you
may be a little
不太喜歡聽的話了，
但有些時候當父親的不能……坐視不管
but sometimes a father
has to take action.
What are you talking about?
你在說什么？
我找到一個愿意娶你的小伙子
I found you a man
who has agreed to marry you.
Oh. My God!
噢 天呀
If her mother
如果她的媽媽還沒死
and she heard that.
She'd wish she was dead.
她聽見這個會感到生不如死的
“軸” 22分
"Shaft." Twenty-two points.
Anyway. You know him.
Remember Massimo?
你也認識他，還記得麥斯莫嗎
不，是誰？ 麥斯莫·蘭茲特，
跟你玩的那個男孩…
No. Who?
Massimo Lenzetta. The little boy you
played with the summer we were in Italy?
那年夏天 我們在意大利度假時，
那個吃泥巴的小男孩？
- The kid who ate mud?
- That's the one!
對，就是他
他剛到美國 我那晚在西西里同鄉會上撞到他的
I bumped into him on New Arrivals Night
at the Sicilian Association.
