英語長篇故事

英語長篇笑話故事

英語長篇笑話故事（通用7篇）

　　故事是一種文體，它是通過敘述的方式講一個帶有寓意的事件，那你知道關于講述“笑話故事”有哪些嗎？下面是我為大家整理的英語長篇笑話故事，僅供參考，歡迎大家閱讀。

　　英語長篇笑話故事 篇1

　　A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few conds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you plead that you've come to live with us now?

　　一位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑面包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬涂在面包上。母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，露茜，當我象你一樣小的時候，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。露茜看了母親一會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然后她柔聲說：您現在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎?

　　英語長篇笑話故事 篇2

　　A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"

　　The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"

　　The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"

　　The same son answered: "Father,Ill eat it all!"

　　The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

　　The oldest son answered again: "Its always me, always me. Now its someone els turn to volunteer!"

　　總是我

　　一位父親對他的兒子們說：“你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰要吃呢?”

　　大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

　　父親接著說：“明天我要殺一口豬，誰要吃呢?”

　　又是大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

　　父親又說：“明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢?”

　　大兒子再次回答道：“總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來做吧。”

　　英語長篇笑話故事 篇3

　　Good news: Two boys went out climbing trees.好消息：兩名男童出去爬樹。

　　Bad news: wone of them fell out.壞消息：其中有一人摔下來了。

　　Good news: There was a hammockbeneathhim.好消息：他下面有一個吊床。

　　Bad news: There was a rakebeside the hammock.壞消息：吊床旁邊有一個耙子。

　　Good news: He misd the rake.好消息：他和耙子擦肩而過。

　　Bad news: He misd the hammock too !壞消息：他也和吊床擦肩而過！

　　英語長篇笑話故事 篇4

　　The squad（班，小隊） were having "visual training". One smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men compod a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway（遙遠的，恍惚的） that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly（迅速地） the recruit replied：

　　"Sixteen men and a rgeant（中士，軍士） , sir."

　　"Right, but how do you know there's a rgeant there?"

　　"He's not doing any digging, sir."

　　班里正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數。采掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

　　“十六個兵外加一個中士，長官。”

　　“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個中士？”

　　“他不干活，長官。”

　　英語長篇笑話故事 篇5

　　不必再看眼科醫生了

　　It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me.

　　我己經很多年沒做眼睛檢查了。我妻子總是催我去掛個號。她越是督我，我越是耽擱不去。最后，她替我掛了個號。

　　The day before I was to e the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,

　　在我去見醫生的前一天，我的.情緒特別好。我對妻于又是親又是抱，還說她是我眼里最漂亮的女人.

　　"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."

　　她說:“這回眼睛沒問題了，那我現在就去把號退了。”

　　英語長篇笑話故事 篇6

　　After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，tead us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.

　　我和丈夫約翰從內布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我們新認識的朋友們總為他們美麗的林蔭大過引以為榮.他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩，連株枯樹都沒有。后來我父母從內布拉斯加的老家來看我們，我問他們對旅途的感受。

　　What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to e but trees."

　　我父親抱怨著:“枯澡，乏味，一進入密西根，除了樹什么都沒有。”

　　英語長篇笑話故事 篇7

　　The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

　　小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時不時的從書上轉移視線抬起頭來碰到他褶皺的臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。

　　Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"

　　最后她問：“爺爺，是上帝創造的你嗎？”

　　"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

　　“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前創造出了我。”

　　"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"

　　“喔。”她回答。接著又問道：“爺爺，上帝也創造了我嗎？”

　　"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."

　　“是啊，當然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創造的你。”

　　"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she obrved, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"

　　“喔。”她回答。又分別感受了兩人的臉頰，邊觀察邊說：“上帝的技術越來越好了，是不？”

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長篇英語笑話故事

　　幽默笑話我們看不少了，可逆看過 英語笑話 故事 嗎?下面我為大家整理了一些長篇英語笑話故事資料，快跟我一起來看看。

　 　經典長篇英語笑話故事

　　1、My Husband Will Be Home Soon

　　A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.

　　"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to e your handsome face."

　　James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

　　"Oh plea?" the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice...

　　"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

　　The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

　　The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

　　我丈夫馬上就要回來了

　　一個已婚男人去 拜訪 他的“女朋友”時，女朋友要求他剃去胡須。

　　“噢，詹姆斯，我喜歡你的胡子，但我更喜歡看到你英俊的面孔。”

　　詹姆斯回答說，“我的妻子喜歡我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否則她會殺了我的。”

　　“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一種低沉的、性感的聲音又一次說道。

　　“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜歡這胡子。”

　　在女朋友再三請求下，他終于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡時，詹姆斯爬上了床。

　　妻子朦朦朧朧地摸了摸他的臉說道，“噢，邁克爾，你不應該在這里，我的丈夫很快就要回來了。”

　　2、Be Careful What You Wish For

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that becau they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

　　Next, it was the husband's turn. He paud for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　慎重許愿

　　一對結婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

　　慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由于他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。

　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。

　　接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人長篇英語笑話故事長篇英語笑話故事。”

　　仙女拾起了 魔術 棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。

　　3、This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING

　　If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

　　It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even clo to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness tting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles . It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and u subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

　　It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.

　　It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

　　Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

　　It will duce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully tho things we hold most dear.

　　Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm dia. It will leave the toilet at up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously clo to a full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattress and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

　　這是一個：電腦新病毒的警告

　　如果你收到一封主題是“ 倒霉透了”的郵件時，立即刪除千萬不要閱讀。這是迄今最為危險的郵件病毒。

　　它會重寫你的硬盤，不止這些，還會損壞任何離你電腦很近的磁碟。重置你冰箱的制冷度數讓好吃的冰淇淋全部化掉，牛奶也餿掉。它還會讓你的所有信用卡磁條失效，更改你在自動提款機上取錢的密碼，你錄像機上的影像資料也會變得亂七八糟，它還利用子空間場諧波刮壞任何你想聽的CD。

　　它還會把你的新電話號碼告訴你的舊情人，把防凍劑注入到你的魚缸里，它將喝光你所有的啤酒，然后，當有人上門的時候，將它的臭襪子留在茶幾上。

　　當你遲到的時候它會藏起你的車鑰匙，還會干擾你車內的音響系統，好讓你在塞車的時候欣賞沙沙的靜電聲。

　　“倒霉透了”還會把你的洗發水換成脫毛膏，然后把你的脫毛膏換成生發液.還始終在你背后與你的現任情人幽會，用你的維薩信用卡支付他們的酒店浪漫費用

　　它會色誘你的祖母，不管她在不在人世。這些都顯示了此郵件的影響力，它就是這樣毀掉了墳墓內外所有美好的事。

　　這個郵件會使你患上荷蘭榆樹病，它會讓你的屁股永遠放不到馬桶座墊上，還會把電吹風插在放滿水的浴缸旁邊的插座上，它會肆意篡改枕頭和床墊的禁止事項，把脫脂牛奶換成全脂牛奶。它躲在暗處，到處寫滿了它的危險和可怕，不過，它呈現的淡紫色到是相當有趣的。

　　4、One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

　　"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

　　"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

　　"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

　　一天，妻子 Sue 在整理床鋪時，偶然發現了一個小盒子。出于好奇心，她小心翼翼的打開了盒子，發現里面放了三枚雞蛋和10000美元鈔票。對于相處了20余年丈夫居然對自己隱瞞了此事，她開始感到有些疑惑不安。

　　“哦，是這樣的，”丈夫 Frank 解釋道，“每次我做了對你不忠的事，我就會在這個盒子里放一枚雞蛋。” Sue 雖然對此感到不很高興，但是轉念又一想20多年的丈夫背著她有婚外情也不過只有三次，想想也不算太壞。

　　“那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事?”

　　“每當雞蛋湊夠一打，我就賣了換成現金。”

　　5、A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excu me, can you help? I promid a friend I would meet him an hourago, but I don't know where I am."

　　The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

　　"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

　　"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

　　"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

　　The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

　　"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

　　"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have rin to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promi which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"

　　一個男人在熱氣球上，發現自己迷失了方向。他下降高度，下方有一個婦女。他又下降了一點，大聲呼喊,"打擾下，你能幫個忙嗎，一個小時以前我答應了一個朋友要和他見面，但現在我不知道我身處何地。”

　　婦女在下面回答，“你在一個熱氣球里，大約離地面三十英尺。你在北緯40-41度之間，西經59-60度之間。”

　　“你必定是個工程設計師，”氣球上的男人說長篇英語笑話故事笑話大全。

　　“我是，”女人回答。“你是怎么知道的?”

　　“是這樣，”氣球上的男人說“你告訴我的事在技術上都是正確的，但是我無法理解你的看法，事實是我依舊迷失。坦白說，到目前為止你沒幫上我多少

　　”

　　下面的婦女回應道，“你一定是在管理部門工作。”

　　“我是，”氣球上的男人回答，“這你是怎么知道的?”

　　“是啊，”婦女說，“你總是不知道你在哪里，也不知道你要去哪里。你的上升，是由于大量的熱氣。你對別人許下的承諾，你不知道如何履行，而且你還期望在你下面的人會解決你的問題。事實就是在我們見面之前，我們都在完全相同的立場上，可現在，不知怎么地，卻成了我的錯了。”

　　搞笑的長篇英語笑話故事

　　1、Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.

　　The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered."

　　"I think librarians are the easiest," said the cond. "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically1."

　　The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded."

　　"You're all wrong," said, the fourth. "Lawyers are easiest. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and ast are interchangeable."

　　四個醫生邊喝咖啡休息邊討論他們的工作。

　　第一個說，“我認為給會計手術最容易,因為他們的器官都有編號。”

　　“我覺得圖書管理員最容易司法英語笑話司法英語笑話。”第二個說, “他們的器官都按字母順序排列。”

　　第三個醫生說，“我喜歡給電工手術，他們的器官都有帶顏色的編碼

　　“你們都錯了”，第四個說，“律師是最容易的，他們沒心、沒腸、沒骨頭，而且他們的腦子用錢就能換掉。”

　　2、Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you e clearly?

　　Witness1: Well, when I wake up in the morning I e the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

　　律師：你說你離事故現場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西?

　　證人：這么說吧，早上起床后我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。

　　3、An American attorney1 had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked. "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then suel the landowners for lots of money?"

　　Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partners and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.

　　"No, no." one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."

　　一位美國律師剛結束他在意大利一所法律學校的客座演講，就有一位意大利律師走近他問：“聽說在你們國家里，一個人跌倒在人行道上，他就會起訴這塊地的所有者賠償很多錢，這是真的嗎?”

　　得知這是真的后，意大利律師轉向他的同行開始用意大利語快速談論起來。當他們停下來后，美國律師問他們是否想去美國做法律工作司法英語笑話笑話大全。

　　“不，不，”有一個人回答說，“我們要去美國跌倒在人行道上。”

　　 長篇英語笑話故事精品

　　1、A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruir with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disper some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and obrved a small crowd standing on a corner.

　　The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

　　Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

　　一名新警察與老警察開著警車第一次出去巡邏。 他們得到命令去疏散一群閑逛的人，于是他們開車去了那條街，看到路口站著一群人。

　　新警察搖下窗戶：“大家注意了，快離開這里。”人們看了他幾眼，沒理他。他喊起來：“離開這里，馬上離開!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威脅下還是離開了。

　　新警察對他第一次執行公務的結果很滿意，對老警察說：“我干得怎么樣?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑著說，“尤其是在公共汽車站。”

　　2、A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.

　　After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students emed interested and rious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays."

　　The man looked surprid and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kisd him on both cheeks.

　　我的一位朋友在給一個成人學生班級上英語課每日精品英語笑話每日精品英語笑話。他們都是新近來美國生活的。

　　在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請全班同學給他挑出尺子，書本，鋼筆等。課進行得井然有序，學生們對自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認真。后來輪到一名來自意大利的學生，我的朋友說：“給我鑰匙

　　那人看起來非常吃驚，也有點手足無措。看到這種情況，我的朋友想是他沒有聽清楚，于是又重復了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下

　　3、An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

　　'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'

　　The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'

　　'I did not say venteen dollars, but ven.'

　　'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

　　一位耳聾并且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進一家商店每日精品英語笑話笑話大全。 她問店員：“這東西要多少錢?”

　　“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。”

　　老太太說：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”

　　店員忙說：“我沒說十七美元，是七美元。”

　　“還是太貴，”老太太說：“五美元，我就買啦。”

英語長篇故事:Alice in Wonderland

　　編者按：《Alice in Wonderland》是一個英語長篇故事，講述了主人公參加了一個瘋狂的茶會的事情，最后主人公愉快地玩耍在花園中。

　　A mad tea-party

　　瘋狂的茶會

　　講述者

　　Hello! Alice is trying to find her way back to the beautiful garden she saw when she first arrived in Wonderland. On her way, she met the Cheshire-Cat in the woods, who told Alice about the March Hare and the Hatter. Alice found the March Hare and the Hatter, having a tea-party.

　　大家好!Alice正在尋找返回花園的路，一路上她遇到了森林里的柴郡貓，柴郡貓告訴她帽匠和瘋兔的住址。Alice找到他倆的時候，他倆正在開茶會。

　　帽匠和瘋兔

　　Would you like some tea? Tea? Yes plea, and cake? One cake... two cakes? One lump or two?

　　你要不要喝點茶?茶?當然，蛋糕呢?一塊…還是兩塊?

　　Alice

　　Curiour and curiour. They're having a tea-party. But where are all the guests?

　　越來越好奇!他們正在舉辦茶會，但是客人都在那兒呢?

　　講述者

　　The Hatter and the March Hare were sitting at one end of a very long table,which had empty cups and plates all the way along it. But the only other guest was a mou, who was sound asleep. Alice decided to join them.

　　帽匠和瘋兔正坐在一張長桌子的盡頭，沿著桌面擺著空杯空盤。唯一的客人是一只老鼠，他睡得正酣。Alice決定加入這場茶會。

　　帽匠和瘋兔

　　No room here! I'm sorry, no room!

　　這兒沒位置了!不好意思，沒位置了!

　　Alice

　　There's plenty of room!

　　這明明還有很多空位!

　　講述者

　　Alice sat down. The Hatter opened his eyes very wide.

　　Alice坐下之后，帽匠緩緩地睜開了眼睛。

　　帽匠

　　Why is a raven like a writing desk?

　　為什么一只烏鴉會看起來像一張寫字臺?

　　Alice

　　Ooh, good. Riddles! I love riddles!

　　哇!好棒!我喜歡猜謎語!

　　講述者

　　The March Hare looked at Alice.

　　瘋兔看著Alice。

　　瘋兔

　　You mean you know the answer, don't you?

　　你是說你知道答案，對嗎?

　　Alice

　　Yes, I do.

　　是的，我知道。

　　瘋兔

　　Then you should say what you mean!

　　那你應該說出你的答案!

　　Alice

　　I do. At least, I mean what I say. That's the same thing, isn't it?

　　我會的，至少，我的意思是我會猜，會猜和猜對都可以，對嗎?

　　帽匠

　　But why is a raven like a writing-desk? Have you guesd the answer yet?

　　為什么一只烏鴉會看起來像一張寫字臺?你猜出答案了嗎?

　　Alice

　　No. I give up. What's the answer?

　　好吧!我放棄!謎底是什么?

　　帽匠

　　I don't know! Do you know?

　　我不知道!你知道嗎?

　　瘋兔

　　I don't know either!

　　我也不知道!

　　Alice

　　I think you should only ask riddles if you know the answer.

　　我覺得你們最好出那種知道謎底的謎語。

　　瘋兔

　　Have some more tea.

　　再來點茶。

　　Alice

　　I haven't had any tea, have I? So I can't take more.

　　我還沒有喝茶呢，對嗎?所以我不能多吃。

　　帽匠

　　You mean you can't take less. It's very easy to take more than nothing.

　　你的意思是你不能吃太少，多吃總比不吃要簡單。

　　講述者

　　Alice got up and walked off without saying goodbye.

　　Alice站起身來，連再見都沒說就直接離開了。

　　瘋兔

　　More tea, Hatter?

　　再來點茶，帽匠?

　　帽匠

　　Don't mind if I do!

　　好的!

　　講述者

　　The Hatter and the March Hare didn't em to notice her leaving. Alice wentback into the woods. She looked back as she walked away. The Hatter and theMarch Hare were trying to put the mou into the teapot.

　　帽匠和瘋兔好像并沒有注意到Alice離去，她又返回了森林，走遠以后Alice還回頭看了看，帽匠和瘋兔正試圖將老鼠塞進茶壺里。

　　帽匠和瘋兔

　　Mouy mouy! In you go! Plop! Oh, he does wriggle so. More tea?

　　小老鼠呀小老鼠!撲通一聲進茶壺!哇!他還在扭呢，要再來點茶嗎?

　　Alice

　　I'll never go there again! That was the stupidest tea-party I've ever been toin all my life!

　　我再也不會到哪兒去了!從未見過如此愚蠢的茶會!

　　講述者

　　Back in the woods, Alice saw a tree with a door in it.

　　回到森林里，Alice看到了一棵奇怪的樹，上面有一扇門。

　　Alice

　　That's very curious! I wonder what could be behind a door in a tree...

　　真的太奇怪了!樹上竟然有一扇門，門后面是什么呢?

　　講述者

　　In Wonderland anything can be behind any door. Alice opened the door and there she was at the beginning of her adventures again – in the hall with the locked doors and the table with the little key on it.

　　在奇幻仙境中，門后面可能有任何東西。Alice小心翼翼地打開了門，她發現這正是她剛一開始掉落的地方——一間周圍全是門的大廳，里面有張桌子，桌子上面放著一把小鑰匙。

　　Alice

　　I remember that little door and the key! This time I know what to do! I'm finally going to get into the garden!

　　我記得這扇小門和這把鑰匙!這一次我知道該怎么做了!我終于要進入花園里!

　　講述者

　　Alice had learned a lot about growing and shrinking in Wonderland. She took the key off the table first… and then ate some of the mushroom she had taken from the caterpillar and put in her pocket. Soon she was small enough to unlock the door and go through it.

　　Alice已經對在奇幻仙境里經歷的身體變化有所了解，這次她先拿到了桌上的鑰匙…然后從口袋里掏出一點蘑菇，吃了下去，這是她從毛毛蟲那里拿的，不一會兒她就變小了，然后順利地打開門，進入了花園里。

　　Alice

　　Oh, it's so pretty here!

　　哇!這兒好漂亮啊!

　　講述者

　　We'll leave Alice here for now, happy in the garden at last. Soon, she's going to meet the Queen and play croquet. Will she still be happy then? I'll tell you next time.

　　Alice終于可以在美麗的花園里玩耍了，我們先不要打擾她。不久之后，她還會遇到女王，并和她一起玩槌球。她還會這么開心嗎?我們下集再講。

　　公眾號：英語故事課堂

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關于愛麗絲的長篇英語故事帶翻譯

　　編者按：《The pool of tears》這個英語故事是來自愛麗絲夢游仙境中的第二章，講述的是主人公愛麗絲傷心流眼淚，形成一個小池塘的故事。

　　The pool of tears

　　講述者

　　Hello! Alice is having some very curious adventures at the bottom of a rabbit hole. She drank a drink that made her verysmall indeed. But she wants to grow bigger so that she can reach the key thatwill unlock the tiny door to a beautiful garden. After eating some cake she found in a little glass box, Alice started to feel something …

　　大家好!Alice正在兔子洞底經歷一場奇幻怪異的旅程。她喝了一種能讓她變小的飲料，但是現在為了拿到鑰匙進入花園，她又想重新變大。在吃完玻璃盒子里的小蛋糕以后，她開始有了一些異樣的感覺。

　　Alice

　　Curiour and curiour! I'm growing! My feet are so far away. Goodbye feet! How will I put my shoes and socks on, I wonder? Ouch!

　　越來越奇怪了!我在慢慢變大!我的腳已經穿不進鞋子里了，好奇怪的感覺啊!哎呀!

　　講述者

　　Alice grew so big that her head hit the ceiling! It was easy to reach the table now. She picked up the tiny key and rushed to the door. But in her excitement, she forgot something again…

　　Alice長得很大，頭都頂到了天花板，現在她能輕而易舉地夠到鑰匙了，她拿到鑰匙向門跑去，但是她興奮過頭了，忘記了一件重要的事…

　　Alice

　　Ohhhh… this is hopeless! I'm much too big for this door now! I'll never get into the garden! I can only look through the door with one eye! Oh…

　　噢…糟糕了!我現在身體太大進不去門了!我又進不去那個花園了，只好透過門縫往里看了!唉…

　　講述者

　　Alice was over nine feet tall, and when a girl that big cries, the tears are big too. Alice cried and cried until half the hall was filled with a salty pool of tears. After a time, Alice heard a little pattering of feet in the distance. She dried her eyes to e what was coming.

　　Alice現在長到已經九英尺高了，她急得大哭了起來，碩大的淚滴也撲撲地落下來，形成了一片咸水灘。過了一會兒，Alice聽到遠處有腳步聲，她擦眼淚看看是誰走了過來。

　　White Rabbit

　　Oh! I'm late! I'm so very late! I was told to be early and I'm going to be late. The Duchess will be waiting. Oh my! Ohmy! She will be so very angry with me! Oh my!

　　噢!我來晚了!我來晚了!我被通知要早點過來，我還是要遲到了。公爵夫人在等我，噢!天啊!她肯定會非常生氣!天啊!

　　講述者

　　The sight of The White Rabbit, splendidly dresd in his best clothes, and carrying a large fan and a pair of white leather gloves was enough to stop Alice's tears.

　　Alice的目光被那只兔子吸引了，他衣著華麗，拿著大扇子，帶著白色的皮手套。Alice停止了哭泣。

　　Alice

　　If you plea, sir…

　　先生…請問…

　　White Rabbit

　　Oh!! Oh my!

　　啊!天啊!

　　Alice

　　Don't go! I won't hurt – Oh dear! You'vedropped your gloves… But look: what a pretty fan. And crying is such hot work.Oh, that's better. Oh dear… how strange everything is today. Yesterday thingswere normal. But today I'm not sure if I am the same girl who woke up thismorning. But, if I'm not the girl who woke up this morning, the question is, "Whoam I?"

　　不要走，我不會傷害你，啊!親愛的，你的白手套掉了，你的扇子好漂亮…我哭得好熱!正好可以扇一扇。今天發生的事情都好奇怪，昨天都還很正常，但是今天我都不敢確定我還是不是早上起來的那個我了，但如果不是的話，我又是誰呢?

　　講述者

　　Alice fanned herlf while she talked. Shefelt much cooler. But after a minute or two, something started happening.

　　Alice邊說話邊扇扇子，感覺涼快多了，但是過了一會兒，又有事情發生了。

　　Alice

　　Oh: Here's that feeling again.

　　噢!那種感覺又來了!

　　講述者

　　Then something kept happening. Alice kept fanning herlf.

　　Alice繼續扇著扇子。

　　Alice

　　I don't believe it. I must be… I am! I'm growing smaller again. Smaller than the table. Hello feet! It's good to e you again.

　　我不信，我肯定是…又要變小了!越來越小了，比桌子還小。你好!桌子腿!又見面了!

　　講述者

　　Soon Alice was smaller than ever. She was still shrinking and shrinking and she didn't know why.

　　過了一會兒，Alice變得比上次還小，也不知道為什么，她還在繼續縮小。

　　Alice

　　Oh dear - I'm getting very small. Oh… I'm getting much too small! Oh dear - I shall fade away altogether! Ohh…! The fan?The fan!

　　噢親愛的，我現在變得非常小了，簡直太小了!我恐怕要完全消失了!扇子呢?扇子呢?

　　講述者

　　Just in time. Alice threw the fan on the floor, so she wouldn't get any smaller.

　　好在Alice把扇子扔到了地上，她才停止繼續變小了。

　　Alice

　　That was a lucky escape! But now I'm small enough to get into the garden!

　　幸虧扔掉的及時!現在我終于可以進入那個花園了!

　　講述者

　　Poor Alice! There she stood at the little door - but it was locked again. And there was the little key, back in itsplace, out of reach, on the table.

　　可憐的Alice，她站在小門前發現門還是鎖著的，鑰匙還在原處放著，依然夠不到。

　　Alice

　　Oh not again! This is hopeless. I'll never et that key now. I so badly wanted to e the garden. And things are wor than ever - I've never been so small as this in my life. Never!

　　不會吧!沒希望了!我在也拿不到鑰匙了!我多想進去那個小花園啊，這下比上回還糟糕，我變得太小了，永遠也拿不到鑰匙了!

　　講述者

　　Things were as bad as ever. And they were about to get wor...

　　情況還是那么糟糕，比上次還早糟糕。

　　Alice

　　Ohhh!

　　啊啊啊!

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英語長篇故事帶翻譯:愛麗絲夢游仙境

　　編者按：《Alice in Wonderland》是一個英語長篇故事帶翻譯，這個故事是愛麗絲夢游仙境中的一個章節，這篇故事是帶有中文翻譯的。

　　講述者

　　Hello. Alice is in the woods. She's trying to find her way back to the beautiful garden that she saw when she first arrived in Wonderland. Here she is, outside a little hou. She's wondering who lives there.

　　大家好!現在Alice來到了森林里，她試圖回到剛開始的那個小花園里。而現在，她來到了一間小屋子的外面，她想弄清楚是誰住在這里。

　　Alice

　　I wonder who could live in such a little hou!

　　我想知道這么小的屋子里住的是誰!

　　講述者

　　Before she had the chance to wonder for very long, a fish ran out of the woods and knocked on the door. The fish was wearing a footman's uniform. Another footman opened the door. Alice was near enough to hear what the fish said.

　　在她搞清楚這件事之前，一條魚從樹林里跑過來，來到這間屋子前面敲起了門。那條魚穿著一身男仆服裝。這時候，另一個男仆把門打開了，Alice湊上前去聽那條魚在說什么。

　　男仆

　　From the Queen. An invitation for the Duchess to play croquet.

　　女王陛下邀請公爵夫人一起玩槌球。

　　Alice

　　The Duchess!!

　　公爵夫人!!

　　講述者

　　Alice was so curious she went to knock on the door. But there was no u knocking, becau it was so noisy inside the hou that no-one could possibly hear her little knock. Alice was even more curious now so she opened the door…

　　Alice懷著好奇的心情前去敲門，但是里面非常吵鬧，根本沒人聽到她的敲門聲。這下Alice更好奇了，于是她直接把門推開了…

　　Alice

　　Hello?

　　有人嗎?

　　講述者

　　And she found herlf in a noisy, smoky kitchen. A cook was cooking a pan of soup over the fire and the Duchess was holding a crying baby. There was also a big cat who was sitting above the fire and smiling from ear to ear. Everyone was sneezing except the cook and the cat.

　　Alice發現自己身處一間煙霧繚繞的廚房里，吵鬧聲很大。一個廚師在火上煮湯，公爵夫人抱著一個正在啼哭的小孩子。火堆旁邊坐著一只大貓，這只貓滿臉笑容，一副很開心的樣子。除了那位廚師和那只貓，所有人都在打噴嚏。

　　Alice

　　There's too much pepper in that soup!Plea would you tell me why your cat grins like that?

　　湯里的胡椒粉放得太多了!請告訴我為什么那只貓一直咧著嘴笑?

　　公爵夫人

　　It's a Cheshire-Cat, and that's why.

　　不為什么，這是一只柴郡貓。

　　Alice

　　I didn't know Cheshire-Cats grinned. In fact, I didn't know cats could grin.

　　我不知道柴郡貓是這樣的，其實我都不知道貓也可以笑。

　　公爵夫人

　　You don't know much, and that's afact.

　　你不知道很正常，事實就是這樣。

　　講述者

　　Just then, the cook took the pan of soup off the fire, and started throwing pots and pans and plates and dishes all around the kitchen. Some of them hit the Duchess, but she didn't em to notice. Some of them hit the baby, who was crying anyway.

　　就在這時，廚師把湯從火上取了下來，開始在廚房里亂扔鍋碗瓢盆，有的砸到了公爵夫人，但她好像并沒有在意，還有幾個砸到了那個正在哭的小孩子。

　　Alice

　　Oh plea! The baby! Be careful!

　　啊!拜托!請小心孩子!

　　公爵夫人

　　Here! You hold it if you like!

　　你來!要不你抱著!

　　講述者

　　And the Duchess threw thebaby at Alice who just managed to catch it.

　　公爵夫人把孩子扔向Alice，Alice順利接到孩子。

　　Alice

　　Ohhh!!

　　喔!!!

　　公爵夫人

　　I must go and get ready to play croquet with the Queen.

　　我必須要走了，我得去和女王一起玩槌球。

　　講述者

　　And, with that, The Duchess left. Alice held the baby and wondered what to do with it.

　　說到這，公爵夫人就離開了。Alice抱著孩子不知道如何是好。

　　Alice

　　What am I going to do with you?You're a strange shape… Oh! You're a not a baby. You're a… you're a pig!

　　我抱著這孩子干什么?這孩子長得真奇怪啊!噢!這不是個嬰兒!這是一只小豬!

　　講述者

　　It was easy to decide what to do with a pig. Alice took it outside and let it go into the woods. The Cheshire-Cat sat in a tree and watched her.

　　這下Alice知道該怎么辦了，她直接把小豬帶到了外面，放回了樹林里。柴郡貓坐在樹上看著她。

　　Alice

　　Cheshire-Cat, could you tell me which way I should go?

　　柴郡貓，你能告訴我，我該去哪里嗎?

　　柴郡貓

　　A Hatter lives over here, and a MarchHare lives over there. They're both mad.

　　一個賣帽子的住在這兒，一只發情的野兔住在那兒，他倆都很暴躁。

　　Alice

　　But I don't want to meet mad people.

　　但是我不喜歡暴躁的人

　　柴郡貓

　　Oh,we're all mad here. Are you playing croquet with the Queen today?

　　噢!我們這兒的人都很暴躁!你今天要去和女王一起玩槌球嗎?

　　Alice

　　I'd love to play croquet with theQueen… but she hasn't invited me.

　　我很想去，但是女王并沒有邀請我。

　　柴郡貓

　　You'll e me there…

　　我會去那兒的，再見!

　　講述者

　　The cat disappeared. Alice t off inthe direction of the March Hare's hou and soon she came to a hou. Outside the hou she saw a tea-party quite unlike any tea-party she had ever en before. Next time, I'll tell you all about the Tea Party and what happened when Alice met the March Hare and the Hatter. Goodbye.

　　說完，柴郡貓就不見了。Alice起身朝著野兔家的方向走去，不一會兒她就來到了一所房子前。她看到房子外面正在舉辦一場茶會，但這場茶會跟她以往見過的任何茶會都不一樣。下一集，我會給大家詳細講一下這次茶會，以及Alice遇到野兔和帽商之后發生了什么事。再見!

　　公眾號：英語故事課堂

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長篇英語勵志故事

To be kind-hearted
One evening, it was raining and the wind was blowing hard. An old couple came to an inn and prepared to put up for the night (投宿)there. A young man received them with open arms(熱情地), but said “I’m sorry! Our guest rooms here are all full and the inns nearby are all full, too, for there will be an important meeting to be held here tomorrow.”
Hearing the young man’s words, the old couple felt very disappointed, and turned around to leave.
Just as they were leaving, the young man came up to them and stopped them: “Madam and sir, if you don’t mind, you can sleep in my bedroom for a night…….”
The next evening, the old couple took out lots of money to give it to the young man, but he refud to take it.
“No！You needn’t pay me any money, for I only lend my room to you.” said the young man with a smile on his face.
“You’re great, young man! It’s very kind of you. Maybe one day, I’ll build a hotel for you!” said the old man gratefully.
With the words, the old couple left.
Gazing at their receding figures, the young man only laughed and went on working.
Several years later, the young man suddenly received a letter from the old couple, inviting him to go to Manhattan(曼哈頓) .
The young man met the old couple in front of a luxury hotel(豪華飯店).
“Do you still remember what I said to you veral years ago? Look! This is the hotel that I built for you!” said the old man.
Soon, the young man became the manager of the hotel.
(T)True or (F) Fal
1. The young man accepted it happily when the old couple gave the money to him.
2. The young man had thought the old man was only joking about building a hotel for him, but the old man kept his word.

Keys: 1. F. 2. T.

如果想跨越自己目前所取得的成就，就不應劃地自限，固步自封；勇于接受挑戰充實自我，一定會發展得更好。
Take off the hard shell

One day, a lobster（龍蝦） met a hermit crab （寄居蟹）in the deep a.
To the hermit crab’s puzzlement, he found the lobster taking off his hard shell and showing his tender and lovely body.
“Hey! Lobster,” said the crab, “Why are you removing your protective shell? You could be eaten by a big fish, or knocked against a rock by the current and killed. Don’t be silly, or you will have to pay a heavy price for your behavior.”
“Thank you for your concern! But don’t you know that we have to remove our shells i