英語冷笑話

七年級上冊英語笑話精選

冷笑話不同于一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間制造出

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七年級上冊英語笑話：Anamazingtalkingdog

proclaims,"I'll

betyouaroundofdrinksthatmydogcantalk."

Bartender:"Yeah!Sure...goahead."

Man:"Whatcoversahou?"

Dog:"Roof!"

Man:"Howdoessandpaperfeel?"

Dog:"Rough!"

Man:"Whowasthegreatestballplayerofalltime?"

Dog:"Ruth!"

Man:"ouhecouldtalk."

Thebartender,annoyedatthispoint,throwsbothofthem

gonthesidewalk,thedoglooksattheguy

andsays,"oristhegreatestplayerMantle?"

七年級上冊英語笑話：GoodCalculation

"Iamsorry,madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwenty

dollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.""Twentydollars!Why,I

understoodyoutosaythatyouchargedonlyfourdollarsfor

suchwork!""Yes."repliedthedentist,"butthisyoungsteryelled

soterriblythathescaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice."

如此計算“對不起，夫人，為您的孩子拔牙，我們要收取20美

元。”

“20美元!為什么?不是說只要4美元嗎?”

“是的，”牙醫回答說：“但是這孩子大喊大叫，把另外4個病

人嚇跑了。”

七年級上冊英語笑話：PoliceCha

Amanwasdrivinghomelateoneafternoon,andhewas

cesapolicecarwithitsred

ks,"Icanoutrunthis

guy,"sareracingdown

thehighway-60,70,80,y,ashisspeedometer

pass100,theguyfigures"whattheheck,"s

iceofficergetsoutofhiscruirand

sdownandsays"listenmister,I'vehad

areallylousyday,agood

excuandI'llletyougo."

Themanthoughtforamomentandsaid,"Threeweeks

ago,awyourcruir

inmyrearviewmirror,Ithougetyouwerethatofficerandyou

weretryingtogiveherbacktome!"

七年級上冊英語笑話：醫院

Amarriedcouplewenttothehospitaltogethertohavetheir

eirarrival,thedoctorsaidhehad

inventedanewmachinethatwouldtransferaportionofthe

mother'diftheywerewillingto

rebothverymuchinfavorofit.

Thedoctorttheknobto10percentforstarters,explaining

thateven10percentwasprobablymorepainthanthefatherhad

helaborprogresd,the

husbandfeltfine,soheaskedthedoctortogoaheadandbump

torthenadjustedthemachineto20percent

tor

checkedthehusband'sbloodpressureandpulandwas

,theydecidedtotryfor

50percent.

twas

obviouslyhelpingouthiswifeconsiderably,heencouragedthe

edelivereda

herhusbandwere

eygothome,themailmanwasdeadontheir

porch.

七年級上冊英語笑話：洪水

Thereoncewasafloodandeveryonehadreachedsafety

bedtothetopofhishouwiththe

opterflewoverhisheadand

hungdownaropeforhimtoclimb,butthemanwasdeeply

religiousandsaid,"It'sallright!TheLordwillsaveme!"Sothe

ercontinuedtoriandaboat

cametohim,butonceagain,themanshouted,"No!GoAWAY!

theLordwillcomeandsaveme!"andonceagain,theboatsped

erwasgettingdangerouslydeepbynowsothe

helicoptercamebackand,oncue,themanrepeated,"Idon't

needsaving!MyLordwillcome."Reluctantly,thehelicopterleft.

Theraincontinuedtopour,thewatercontinuedtoriandthe

atesofheaven,.

Confud,heasked,"Peter,Ihavelivedthelifeofafaithfulman

-whydidmyLordnotrescueme?"eplied,"Forpitysake!

Hentyoutwohelicoptersandaboat!"