愚人節英語搞笑對話

愚人節英語搞笑對話

愚人節英語笑話

1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為

什么疲倦?)

答：becau they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過

了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and

dogs 下大雨 )

do dogs refu to follow their masters? (狗什么時候

不愿跟隨主人?)

答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市

場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題

永遠不能答復“是的”?)

答：are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

can you get water with a ? (什么時候可以用網兜裝水?)

答：when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)

is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

答：he's making a hog of himlf.它想成為一只肉豬。

's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什

么? 答：smiles. becau there's a mile between the letter

's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

question is that to which you must always answer

"yes"? 什么問題你只能答復“yes”?

答："what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候

你在哪? 答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks

to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the

dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a

bumper spaghetti crop. It

aompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants

pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers

player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests

for more information. In reality this legendary player only

existed in the imagination of the author of the article,

George

Plimpton。

Instant Color TV

Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known,

he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。

San Sherriff

The British newspaper The Guardian published a special

ven-page supplement devoted to San Sherriff, a small

republic said to consist of veral mi-colon-shaped

islands located in the Indian Ocean. A ries of articles

affectionately described the geography and culture of this

Huckleberry reveal that the announcement was a practical

joke. Nixon's voice was impersonated by edian Rich Little.

Alabama Changes the Value of Pi

The April 1998 issue of the New Mexicans for Science and

Reason

180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers.

The following day Burger King issued a follow-up relea

revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax,

thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request

the new sandwich. Simultaneously, aording to the press

relea, "many

The British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio

2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event

was going to our that listeners could experience in their

very own homes. The pla Pluto would pass behind Jupiter,

temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would

counteract and lesn the Earth's own gravity. Moore told

his

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

瑞士面條樹

spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panorama

announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual

elimination of the dreaded

spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper

spaghetti crop. It aompanied this announcement with footage

虛擬棒球天才

Sidd Finch1985: Sports Illustrated published a story about

a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His

name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a

baball at 168 mph with pinpoint auracy. This was 65 mph

faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch

had never even played the game before. Instead, he had

mastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monastery

under the guidance of the "great poet-saint Lama

Milaraspa." Mets fans celebrated their teams' amazing luck

at having found such a gifted player, and Sports

Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information.

In reality this legendary player only existed in the

imagination of the author of the article, George Plimpton。

1985年愚人節，運動畫刊雜志一條假消息，稱一個名為Sidd Finch

的新人棒球投球手，能投出168mph時速的球，比當時記錄高出

65mph；而且這位

station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared on the

news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers

could convert their existing ts to display color

reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking

over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate the

process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color

broadcasts only menced in Sweden on April 1, 1970.

1962年愚人節，當時瑞典還只有一個電視頻道，

而且是黑白的。電視臺的技術人員當天在新聞中說，彩色電視已經

研發成功，用戶只需拿一雙尼龍襪蓋在電視屏幕上就行。還真有人

信了。

would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury

Memorial。

1996年愚人節，塔可鐘快餐公司說他們買下了美國費城獨立廳的大

鐘，并重命名為塔可自由鐘。憤怒的市民打 給費城的國家歷史公

園，要求確認這個消息。幾小時后塔可鐘快餐公司成認這只是個玩

笑。當天最烏龍的事件還不在此。白宮記者會秘書Mike McCurry被

問到這件事時，隨機應變答復說，林肯紀念碑也被賣了，現在被命

名為福特水星汽車紀念碑。

點評：這位秘書真有娛樂精神。咱也可以說，張家界的“哈利路

亞”山被外星人收購了……

San Serriffe